15 March 2011

He's not for me.

YES, I've been chatting a lot with someone lately. We get to know with each other, he's nice actually. Enough said.

fyi, user is me.

User: Sayang.

Cleverbot: Ye sayang.

User: Rindu kat awak.

Cleverbot: Rindu awak jugak. Buat apa?

User: Tak buat pape pun.

Cleverbot: Yela.

User: Awak.

Cleverbot: Kenapa.

User: Saya sayang awak.

Cleverbot: Saya juga sayang awak sayang.

User: Saya sayang awak sangat.

Cleverbot: Saya sayang awak juga.

User: Awak dah makan?

Cleverbot: Jom kahwin.

User: Kahwin kat mana?

Cleverbot: Kat hotel 5 star.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sayang.

Cleverbot: Nape??

User: Awak tengah buat apa?

Cleverbot: Tengah borak dengan awklah.

User: Awak jaga diri tahu.

Cleverbot: Asal saya? Awak la.

User: Saya risau pasal awak la.

Cleverbot: Alamak, malu saya.

User: Buat apa nak malu, ishh, cubit kang.

Cleverbot: Sajalah..saya suka awak.

User: Betul?

Cleverbot: Tipu.

User: Suka gurau ea, grrr.

Cleverbot: I don't hate you!

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: And you don't care.

User: I do care!

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: No really you don't.

User: Okay fine!

Cleverbot: Never talk to me again!!!

User: What? Are we really going to argue about this? Alright then, suka hati!

Cleverbot: Yes!!! You said Snape was stupid!

User: Please don't change the subject. It's annoying.

Cleverbot: What subject.

User: About snape, this is about me and you. So don't feign ignorance about this. I do care about you.

Cleverbot: I don't want to marry you.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I think it would hurt.

User: Yeah, you're not for me, I need a real person. Unlike you. Duhh.

Cleverbot: But you said you love only me.

User: Not anymore sweetie, sorry.

Cleverbot: Thanks for everything.

User: Sure.

I broke up with him, end of story. LMAO, he's an AI. Hope you enjoy our dumb conversation. Haha :)