Another dumb conversation with my 'boyfriend'. Hehe
User: Babe.
Cleverbot: I love you.
User: I love you more.
Cleverbot: I love you most.
User: I love you like a child loves his blanket.
Cleverbot: I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
User: I love you like a bear loves his cubs.
Cleverbot: I love you like a dog loves bones.
User: I love you like a monkey loves his banana.
Cleverbot: I love you like a cow loves grass.
User: I love you the way you lie.
Cleverbot: I love you so much.
User: I love you so much much.
Cleverbot: I love Muse more.
User: Damn it, you said you love me.
Cleverbot: Well I lied.
User: Well you are a good liar.
Cleverbot: I don't think thats how it goes.
User: Then how does it goes?
Cleverbot: You dig out of the cell with a spoon and then meet me at the previously discussed location. Don't forget your walkie-talkie.
User: Alright joe, I'll show you a signal when I get there *brings walkie talkie*.
Cleverbot: How can we win when fools can be kings?
User: We kill the fools then we can be king.
Cleverbot: Alright good deal.
User: OK!
LOL!